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That’s right, I’ve finally come up with a name for all future segments involving me putting up a bunch of links and cracking corny jokes wherever possible: “Not-So-Deep Thoughts.” In case you’re not familiar enough with your old-school SNL, here’s where I drew the inspiration for the name. Now, let’s get started, shall we?
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UPDATE 8/1: It’s officially a lost cause. So sayeth Mark Brennan
It’s not free information yet, but it’s apparently been confirmed on the “premium” sections of message boards: Incoming freshman CB Darrell Givens has left the program. Apparently, Givens was struggling so much in his summer courses (which were probably as difficult as cursive writing) that [...]
So, the last couple of days have featured some news-worthy happenings and since I’m busy procrastinating from studying for my upcoming exam I figured “Hell, might as well dispense my two cents.”
All The BCS Cares About is Money “Student-Athlete” Welfare – For those of you that were unaware, representatives from the Mountain West Conference proposed [...]
Long-time readers of this blog (all 10 of them) are aware of my affinity for all things Norm MacDonald-related. In fact, my profile picture on Twitter consists of Norm dressed as Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson in the famed Saturday Night Live “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketches.
So needless to say, I was giddier than a teenage slumber party when [...]
So I’ve been busy with exams and pondering my career path over the last few days, which means I’ve been in no mood to post until now. As always though, I seem to miss out on the hottest news whenever I take time off like this so once again, it’s time to catch up to [...]
It appears that Pitt’s “Great Wall of Western Pennsylvania” has effectively been penetrated, thanks to the recent commitments of Miles Dieffenbach and Tom Ricketts. Both players have a Pitt alum for a dad and have also earned themselves John Walker Lindh-statuses amongst the Pitt football fan base (all 10 of them) for their treasonous actions. [...]
You know the drill by now: Time to cover all the things I wanted to talk about earlier in the week but wasn’t able to due to (insert random excuse here).
Charlie Weis Is An Infallible Genius (Or So The Germans Would Have Us Believe) Notre Dame’s media guide not only conveniently leaves out every losing [...]
I dunno about you, but I’m getting quite sick of hearing about how the NCAA is allegedly probing USC’s football and basketball programs for major violations when we all know they carry as much leverage and intimidation towards USC as the UN does to Kim Jong Il.
My solution for the NCAA is quite simple actually; [...]
Yes, I’m well aware by now of the latest Marijuana-Gate to hit the football program. No, I’m not going to spend much time talking about it, because it’s the same old song and dance: Nerdy douchebags with no social lives call to complain about a “loud party” at 11 PM ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, the [...]
Sadly, this is not another 420 joke. WJAC-TV is reporting that Navorro Bowman will be attending a hearing tomorrow morning at Centre County courthouse to determine whether his probation stemming from the infamous 2007 rumble at the HUB should be revoked. According to the report, Bowman recently admitted to probation officials that he has smoked [...]