October 15th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
After a week-long hiatus in which rumors on the internets began to circulate about him being eaten by a pack of timber wolves, Tim Brewster broke his silence in the only way he knows how.
That’s right, boys and girls: Brewster is ready to FIGHT HARD TRY HOMECOMING BEAT PENN STATE WHEEE SNOW ANGELS. I hope [...]
October 15th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
Footage of Tim Brewster’s job before taking the Minnesota head coaching position.
Minnesota is up next on the slate, which means Caddyshack references are in style once again. It’s also homecoming weekend, which means it’s the only time besides THON that frats and sororities do something productive for society and create some quality floats for all [...]
September 23rd, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
(Photo courtesy of the uproariously hilarious Iowa blog Black Heart Gold Pants)
With the much-awaited showdown against Iowa coming up, I figured I would try something a little different this week by using Twitter as a means of keeping tabs on what might be going through the head of the opposing coach, Kirk Ferentz. I’m not [...]
August 21st, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
I apologize for the lack of posting the past couple of days, I’m currently battling a bout of laziness while at the same time writing up an essay on one of our current football players for the September issue of The Norman Einsteins. You’ll have to wait until September 1st to find out who, but [...]
June 23rd, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
Long-time readers of this blog (all 10 of them) are aware of my affinity for all things Norm MacDonald-related. In fact, my profile picture on Twitter consists of Norm dressed as Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson in the famed Saturday Night Live “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketches.
So needless to say, I was giddier than a teenage slumber party when [...]
April 13th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
That’s right folks, Yours Truly has finally caved and signed up for a Twitter account, joining a growing number of fellow Big Ten Bloggers who have also taken such a leap of faith. You can expect a wide variety of subjects being espoused upon from the Twitterized version of HHV, many of which won’t have [...]