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“Hi, I’m Jon Crispin. You May Remember Me From Such Bone-Headed Decisions As…”

So, the Fighting DeChellises return to the friendly, empty, confines of the BJC tonight (6 PM ET, BTN) to face Sacred Heart. The top storyline heading into this game (aside from whether Sacred Heart will lose by double digits) is that Jon Crispin, the younger counterpart of the Crispin Brothers duo will be calling this [...]

Penn State Basketball: Winning Is Overrated.

So now we can add Tulane to the list of embarrassing losses that are quickly piling up. The picture above sums up our giant crap-fest so far at Charleston, which means the Fighting DeChellises will be getting up bright and early Sunday morning at 10 AM to lose to either LaSalle or Davidson before coming [...]

Penn State Lost to UNC-Wilmington. It Was a Bloody Mess.

Right on cue, the Fighting DeChellises turned in their annual crap-tastic performance in the first round of a preseason tournament. Last year, PSU lost to Rhode Island in the Philly Classic, paving the way for an RPI-killing win against Towson in the consolation game. In 2007, they lost to South Carolina in part one of [...]

Quick Northwestern Prognostication (aka F**K-A-YOUUU WIRDCAT!)

Sure, every game we’ve played at Northwestern since 1993 has either been a loss or a nail-biter of a victory for us but those of you looking for a similar type of victory are going to be disappointed tomorrow. Northwestern’s defense, which has already been average at best is banged up on that side of [...]

Not-So-Deep Thoughts Loves A Good Old-Fashioned Indoctrination

Yep, It’s That Time Of The Year: Time for a new crop of incoming freshmen to learn the meaning what it takes to represent the best football student section in the country. The picture above, courtesy of Jay Paterno’s twitter page, was taken from last night’s “Be A Part From The Start” re-education camp organized [...]

Say Goodbye To Dave Wannstedt’s “Sheety Wall”

It appears that Pitt’s “Great Wall of Western Pennsylvania” has effectively been penetrated, thanks to the recent commitments of Miles Dieffenbach and Tom Ricketts. Both players have a Pitt alum for a dad and have also earned themselves John Walker Lindh-statuses amongst the Pitt football fan base (all 10 of them) for their treasonous actions. [...]

“The Contest” @ Purdue

Well, the Fighting DeChellises are about to tip-off at Purdue in hopes of faring better than the 22-point clusterfuck of a loss suffered at the BJC a couple of weeks ago.
The big question of course, is: How will this team respond after pulling off the biggest win of the season Saturday night against Michigan State? [...]

Here Comes That Awful Feeling Again…

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No need to go into details about the abortion that was Wednesday Night’s basketball game against Purdue. It was dispicable on all levels to say the least and it reminded me all too much of the shellackings from middle-of-the-pack Big Ten teams we used to [...]

DAS BANNED!

With the recent news reports of Germany taking steps to ban Scientology in their country, I would like to remind the German government of all the wonderful things that have been created as a result of Scientology. The video below is a perfect example of what I’m talking about.
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Big Ten Power Rankings (Week 6)

I apologize for the major delay in getting this weeks’ power rankings up as I’ve finally found a smidgen of time to throw in a blog post. Before I get to the rankings though, I feel I should provide some closure on last weekend’s college football action since I did not do my typical [...]