We've Got Your "Seven Nation Army" Right Here.
You know, all of this past week’s criticism of Jay Paterno blogging about Barack Obama when he should be busy implementing his “Spread HD” offense got me thinking of another disaster that plagued the Democratic party 20 years ago.
I’m talking of course, about Michael Dukakis’ infamous “tank pose” photo in response to criticism from Bush [...]
As I mentioned in a recent post, Jay Paterno decided that sabotaging PSU football wasn’t enough and thus has started up a blog on Barack Obama’s website.
Well, it seems like the Jay-bashers have gotten a whiff of the stench emanating from the nether-regions of “YES WE CAN-ville” and have left him quite a few words [...]
It’s 3 AM and your children are safe and asleep. There’s a phone in the White House and it’s ringing…It’s Kim Jong-Il on the other line, bragging about how he already beat Michael Jordan twice in “HORSE” and now wants to challenge our Commander-in-Chief to a game of “one-on-one.”
At stake is the elimination of [...]
I realize I have yet to say anything about the Terrelle Pryor situation. Really, that’s because there isn’t much to say that hasn’t already been regurgitated over and over again. It’s pretty much down to us and Ohio State at this point and one can only hope that Tom Bradley and (*gasp*) JayPa’s going over [...]
Leave it to the good folks at “The Daily Show” to explain Mitt Romney’s inability to win over a significant proportion of the “douche vote.”
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Does anyone else find it oxymoronic that Mitt Romney, the former Governor of Massachusetts who has flip-flopped on hot-topic issues like abortion, is accusing a guy like John McCain of being “out of touch” with the conservative thought? Check out this transcript from CNN’s broadcast of the previous night’s Republican debate:
JANET HOOK, LOS ANGELES [...]
Except you Mike Huckabee, you piece of shit. I’m sure Jesus Christ himself will be very pleased about you using his birthday as a means for your own political gains…
This just in…Michael Vick has found Jesus.
As I type this entry, Michael Vick is apologizing to the nation at a live press conference, having pled guilty to dogfighting charges that seem all but certain to put an abrupt end to his once-promising playing career. While the maximum sentence possible for Vick’s heinous crimes is [...]