Tag Archive for 'jay paterno'
August 24th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
Yep, It’s That Time Of The Year: Time for a new crop of incoming freshmen to learn the meaning what it takes to represent the best football student section in the country. The picture above, courtesy of Jay Paterno’s twitter page, was taken from last night’s “Be A Part From The Start” re-education camp organized [...]
June 23rd, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
Long-time readers of this blog (all 10 of them) are aware of my affinity for all things Norm MacDonald-related. In fact, my profile picture on Twitter consists of Norm dressed as Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson in the famed Saturday Night Live “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketches.
So needless to say, I was giddier than a teenage slumber party when [...]
May 5th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
He single-handedly helped Barack Obama win the Presidency by endorsing him in his blog. He once cured a man of Tourette’s Syndrome by reciting George Carlin’s compiled list of “2,000 filthy words” by heart. His Twitter account has more devoted followers than Ashton Kutcher’s. He hasn’t arm wrestled with any dictators, but he did sweep [...]
April 13th, 2009 by Happy Hour Valley
That’s right folks, Yours Truly has finally caved and signed up for a Twitter account, joining a growing number of fellow Big Ten Bloggers who have also taken such a leap of faith. You can expect a wide variety of subjects being espoused upon from the Twitterized version of HHV, many of which won’t have [...]
November 21st, 2008 by Happy Hour Valley
According to The Sporting News it appears JayPa is their favorite to take over the vacant head coaching position of the Toledo Rockets program:
The fit: Jay Paterno, Penn State assistant coach. He wanted the job in 2000 when Toledo hired Tom Amstutz to replace Gary Pinkel. JayPa isn’t going to get the Penn State [...]
June 28th, 2008 by Happy Hour Valley
You know, all of this past week’s criticism of Jay Paterno blogging about Barack Obama when he should be busy implementing his “Spread HD” offense got me thinking of another disaster that plagued the Democratic party 20 years ago.
I’m talking of course, about Michael Dukakis’ infamous “tank pose” photo in response to criticism from Bush [...]
June 22nd, 2008 by Happy Hour Valley
As I mentioned in a recent post, Jay Paterno decided that sabotaging PSU football wasn’t enough and thus has started up a blog on Barack Obama’s website.
Well, it seems like the Jay-bashers have gotten a whiff of the stench emanating from the nether-regions of “YES WE CAN-ville” and have left him quite a few words [...]
June 18th, 2008 by Happy Hour Valley
The picture above summarizes what I’ve has been up to for nearly the past week: Hanging out with my close friend in Southern California while soaking in the sunshine and sea breeze. This particular shot was taken on the Santa Monica pier.
Santa Monica’s pier wasn’t too different from your average pier/boardwalk, it featured the [...]
December 24th, 2007 by Happy Hour Valley
Well, it’s that time of the year again: TBS will commence with its “24 Hours Of A Christmas Story” marathon tonight. Perhaps this year, I’ll try out the unofficial drinking game that goes along with it.
Also, to get you in the mood: Here’s a hilarious parody created a few years back [...]
November 18th, 2007 by Happy Hour Valley
Are you kidding me? Does this coaching staff know how to make adjustments? Do they like to abandon playcalling that actually works? Does anybody understand the words that are coming out of JoePa’s mouth? Has Morelli been practicing for his gig in insurance sales? Does anyone feel Justin King [...]