Tag Archive for 'college hoops'

Penn State Basketball Is Too Hot For Regional TV

I apologize for the lack of posting the past couple of days, I’m currently battling a bout of laziness while at the same time writing up an essay on one of our current football players for the September issue of The Norman Einsteins. You’ll have to wait until September 1st to find out who, but [...]

What The NCAA REALLY Needs To Catch USC Red-Handed

I dunno about you, but I’m getting quite sick of hearing about how the NCAA is allegedly probing USC’s football and basketball programs for major violations when we all know they carry as much leverage and intimidation towards USC as the UN does to Kim Jong Il.
My solution for the NCAA is quite simple actually; [...]

Yes, It’s Mid-April. Yes, I’m Still Writing About Basketball.

The Patriot-News‘ David Jones recently waxed philosophical on the Fighting DeChellises’ NIT title and what it means for the program’s future. It’s also the type of article that deserves its own literary dissection lab, so let’s take a closer look, shall we?

Greg Gumbel Is Not Amused With Your Shenanigans

Three things you should never, ever, under any circumstances attempt to do in life: Sticking your tongue on a frozen telephone pole, snorting a pixie stick, and playing tricks on Greg Gumbel. Apparently, CBS’s longtime March Madness studio anchor was conned into taping introductions for what he believed would be used for educational programs but [...]

The Big Ten Bubble Just Got More Crowded…

You’ve gotta be effin’ kidding me: Imagine if Northwestern does the unthinkable and walks away from Columbus having completed a sweep of Ohio State, they will be 9-9 in the Big Ten with road scalps at Michigan State, Purdue, and Ohio State, not to mention additional wins against fellow bubble teams Minnesota and Wisconsin plus [...]

“I’m Joe Lunardi, and I Approve This Message.”

As most of you know by now, ESPN’s resident bracketologist Joe Lunardi has the Fighting DeChellises in the Big Dance. However, there are a few things that the naked eye probably wouldn’t pick up that I feel needs some further analysis.
Take for example, the bracket below:

Notice how a potential PSU-East Tenn. State (Ed DeChellis’ prior [...]

PSU v. Ga Tech = Big 10-ACC Challenge/Rudolph Extravaganza

This is the time of year where I wish my TV had Picture-In-Picture capability.  You see, PSU’s hoops squad will tip off against Georgia Tech tonight @ 7:30 PM ET on ESPN2, which will be shortly followed by CBS’s annual airing of Rudolph at 8 PM ET…At least there’s a guarantee that one of those [...]

Billy Packer “Fags Out” On CBS; Millions Rejoice In The Streets

Without a doubt, this is the greatest news I’ve woken up to in a long time. From this day forward, millions of basketball fans across this great nation can watch the Final Four sans the “Mute” button now that this old curmudgeon is gone.
Whether it was his relentless criticism of mid-majors like Bradley and [...]

All Aboard The “Stephen Curry Express”

Well, my brackets overall are not doing so hot (damn you: Villanova, Western KY Jelly, Xavier, Michigan State, Tennessee, and Stanford) but at least I got one of my “sleeper” picks right. I’m talking of course about Davidson getting into the Sweet 16. That alone made me a happy camper, particularly since practically [...]

Let’s Light The Candle On This Baby

Alright, less than half an hour ’til the 2008 edition of the “Big Dance” tips off:

If you’re looking for some entertaining live-blogging, you might want to check out Awful Announcing, as they should be able to fulfill your experience.

Also, it looks like Barack Obama, an avid basketball fan, is already thinking ahead to the May [...]