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JayPa Also Thinks “Turd Ferguson” Is a Funny Name

Long-time readers of this blog (all 10 of them) are aware of my affinity for all things Norm MacDonald-related. In fact, my profile picture on Twitter consists of Norm dressed as Burt Reynolds/Turd Ferguson in the famed Saturday Night Live “Celebrity Jeopardy” sketches.

So needless to say, I was giddier than a teenage slumber party when Jay Paterno himself, professed his Celebrity Jeopardy fandom to me on his Twitter page.

What’s that? You have no idea what I’m talking about? I’ll pretend you didn’t just say that and leave you with a video clip for the uneducated.

Greg Gumbel Is Not Amused With Your Shenanigans

Three things you should never, ever, under any circumstances attempt to do in life: Sticking your tongue on a frozen telephone pole, snorting a pixie stick, and playing tricks on Greg Gumbel. Apparently, CBS’s longtime March Madness studio anchor was conned into taping introductions for what he believed would be used for educational programs but instead were used to promote the latest ShamWOW-type of products.

Gumbel of course, has chosen to go the route of most red-blooded Americans and is suing the bastards…Looks like somebody’s about to get a taste of some “Beach Justice.”